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For Beelzebub has never seen a soldier quite like me ::

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Jul. 4th, 2006 | 04:02 am
mood: amusedamused
music: Rose Red - Emilie Autumn

Well, shit.

Looks like we got another year together, me and this shithole. Did you guys miss me? Yeah, I know; the world just cant fucking go on without the awesome that is Tayuya. But don't worry. I'm back, and ready to fuck. Some. Shit. Up.

LET'S HAVE A GREAT YEAR, MOTHERFUCKERS.

Oh, by the way. Have you guys seen my pussy? It's so cute. It's small and round and makes weird noises sometimes.

I love my pussy. I named him Jaggerjack. Found 'im yesterday in a dumpster and he bit the fuck outta' my hand. It was bloody love at first sight.

OH YEAH. My schedule this year. First class is Lit with the crack-addict, second class is Chem with the chain-smoker. Third is Music, fourth is math with Yuuho Kurenai, fifth is a free period, and sixth is P.E.

BLAH BLAH BLAH. What the shit kind of schedule is this?

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Tenten Li

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from: pencil_mistress
date: Jul. 4th, 2006 06:50 pm (UTC)
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Well...you are certainly the same way I remember you from last year. o.o I guess I'll be seeing you a lot in class since my schedule is almost the same.

Jaggerjack is cute, btw.

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Yokobue Tayuya

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from: fist_n_flute
date: Jul. 4th, 2006 07:07 pm (UTC)
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Oh, damn, it's -- uh, what was your name again. -- .. Whatever, 'sup, Nezumi?

Got a roomate? I'm lookin' for one that won't cry if I accidentally toss a bat at her.

Yeah, he's great. A total bitch, but he's way cooler than half of the pets some of these other shitheads have.

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Tenten Li

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from: pencil_mistress
date: Jul. 4th, 2006 07:17 pm (UTC)
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...Nezumi? It's Tenten. I would think the name would be simple enough to remember by now.

Actually, I don't. You throw bats? Do you have exact figures of the number of students you sent to the hospital last year?

I'm sure that the two of you are inseparable.

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Yokobue Tayuya

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from: fist_n_flute
date: Jul. 4th, 2006 07:28 pm (UTC)
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Tenten.

.. I like Nezumi better.

Great. Want one? Come on, it was only like, five. And they were all weak as shit.

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Tenten Li

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from: pencil_mistress
date: Jul. 4th, 2006 07:35 pm (UTC)
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...I guess there is no sense arguing? Of all names.

Sure. I think I have enough energy to dodge a few bats every now and then. Five!? I'm surprised you're still around to tell about it.

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Yokobue Tayuya

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from: fist_n_flute
date: Jul. 4th, 2006 07:37 pm (UTC)
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Damn straight.

I don't hate Nezumi though, so I'll only throw bats if I'm drunk or some shit. Downs your chances of getting hit at least 50%, promise.

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Tenten Li

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from: pencil_mistress
date: Jul. 4th, 2006 07:53 pm (UTC)
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Oh, that is an extremely comforting number.[/sarcasm]

I'll take my chances though.

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planting_anbu

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from: planting_anbu
date: Jul. 5th, 2006 01:09 am (UTC)
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That is shit, considering it doesn't involve me. Your kitty is so teeny-weenie! Vicious too, from the sound of it <3

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Yokobue Tayuya

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from: fist_n_flute
date: Jul. 5th, 2006 01:16 am (UTC)
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Liek I said, Jaggerjack's a total bitch. Maybe I can use him in fights - throw him at people or something.

Awh. Gonna miss me burning down your plants that much?

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from: breen_clone
date: Jul. 5th, 2006 01:23 am (UTC)
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Try it on Kiba's lousy dog >:}

Yes yes. My heart aches.

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Yokobue Tayuya

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from: fist_n_flute
date: Jul. 5th, 2006 01:28 am (UTC)
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... that's a pretty badass idea!

Huh, I think I will. Inuzuka won't mind any, I bet.

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planting_anbu

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from: planting_anbu
date: Jul. 5th, 2006 02:29 pm (UTC)
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WOuld it bother you if he did?

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