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Jul. 19th, 2006 | 09:08 pm
mood: boredbored

Okay, so, what the fuck. I stop paying attention to this piece of shit for a little while and it suddenly turns into The Fuckface Show, starring Uchiha Fagtachi.

The fuck? Get off it, guys; he ain't more than a psycho who thinks he's got power because he's a good fuckbuddy of the government.

On to more important shit: Me. I have sucessfully completed my fucking awesome weapon of mass destruction. I call it Faggerjack Rocketlauncher 4000. The design is fucking genius, man; just throw the cat at people and he'll rip their faces apart.

FUCKING SHIT, Clerks 2 opens tommorow. I'm hitting that shit like a hobo hits a bong. Snootchie Bootchies, MOTHERFUCKERS.

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Uchiha Itachi

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from: red_eye_weasel
date: Jul. 21st, 2006 04:03 am (UTC)
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Wow the little closet lesbian is so clever with her expansive vocabulary....If you really have a problem with me I'd be more than happy to fix for you whenever you're not too busy giving Orochimaru head

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Yokobue Tayuya

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from: fist_n_flute
date: Jul. 21st, 2006 04:09 am (UTC)
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First off, I ain't in the fuckin' closet. Anyone with half a brain knows I would bang a girl if she was worth my time.

Second, you ain't worth my time. Plus, don't you have little girls and boys to molest or some shit?

Sod off, faggot.

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Uchiha Itachi

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from: red_eye_weasel
date: Jul. 21st, 2006 04:17 am (UTC)
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Awwwww is Yuya jealous.....sorry bitch but I'm not into beastiality.
And furthermore I completely understand.....if I were you I wouldn't wanna fight me either.

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Yokobue Tayuya

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from: fist_n_flute
date: Jul. 21st, 2006 04:21 am (UTC)
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.. wow.

You are really, really fucking stupid.

Come see me when you come up with something worth my fuckin' time.

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Akasun Sasori

Dear Idiot.

from: dramatic_puppet
date: Jul. 21st, 2006 04:35 am (UTC)
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Tayuya is not in the closet, like she said. She is clearly a lesbian. What kind of fucking moron do you have to be to not know this.

You went to the wrong palce to fight a battle of wits. Perhaps become better equipped for battle before walking in so boldly. I'd suggest starting with a wall, it takes pathetic punches quite nicely and doesn't hit back.

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Uchiha Itachi

Re: Dear Idiot.

from: red_eye_weasel
date: Jul. 21st, 2006 04:46 am (UTC)
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I don't have time for the likes of you, when you finally grow some balls, then you'll have earned the right to speak to me.

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Akasun Sasori

Good response, moron. :)

from: dramatic_puppet
date: Jul. 21st, 2006 05:08 am (UTC)
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...Wow, for the first time someone went at the fact that I look like a prepubescant child. Oh, good one, Itachi-kun. How would you like a cookie for that?

Oh my fucking Christ, that was pathetic. "The likes of me", aren't I the one lowering myself to your level to even waste my time. I'm sorry, but maybe you should start thinking before you open your goddamn mouth. Every time you do something more moronic comes out of it.

Next time you want to take a hit at my balls, or lack there of make sure your own have dropped first.

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from: art_in_denial
date: Jul. 21st, 2006 04:19 am (UTC)
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I call it Faggerjack Rocketlauncher 4000. The design is fucking genius, man; just throw the cat at people and he'll rip their faces apart.

Sorry for my use of chatspeak, BUT LOL YEAH.

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Yokobue Tayuya

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from: fist_n_flute
date: Jul. 21st, 2006 04:22 am (UTC)
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I'm telling you, it's the latest in space-age fuckign weaponry, man.

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from: art_in_denial
date: Jul. 21st, 2006 04:28 am (UTC)
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Of course; toss your violent cat and someone and watch the blood spill. Genius, yeah.

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Yokobue Tayuya

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from: fist_n_flute
date: Jul. 21st, 2006 04:42 am (UTC)
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Simple and effective. Have you seen that fuckin' cat? We'd win every war if we just sent the little shit out onto a battle field.

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Tenten Li

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from: pencil_mistress
date: Jul. 21st, 2006 07:01 am (UTC)
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So that's what you've been up to all this time. Haha, Faggerjake Rocketlauncher 4000? Can I watch it in action with me not being it's target??

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Yokobue Tayuya

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from: fist_n_flute
date: Jul. 21st, 2006 12:12 pm (UTC)
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Sure, why the fuck not?

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sand_wind_demon

Private to Tayuya

from: sand_wind_demon
date: Jul. 21st, 2006 09:57 am (UTC)
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What's this talk of you being a lesbian?

Ah, I see. You just went out with me as a pity date. Let me know if you feel 'pity' again.

...That was a joke. Temari says I need to start doing it more.

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Yokobue Tayuya

Private to Gaara

from: fist_n_flute
date: Jul. 21st, 2006 12:11 pm (UTC)
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Why the hell should I bother trying to correct people when it's fucking hilarious to watch their assumptions?

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Hinata Hyuuga

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from: quiet_doll
date: Jul. 23rd, 2006 03:31 am (UTC)
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I didn't know that you have a kitty too! Once I find Valentine maybe they should have a playdate!

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