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Jul. 12th, 2006 | 04:45 pm
mood: accomplishedaccomplished
music: Pure Morning; Placebo

This year's already boring as fuck. What happened to the fights, all that bullshit highschoool drama you see on TV, and all the fucking booze!?

YOU GUYS ARE BORING.

Anyway, I'm hittin' up a concert soon. stole got some V.I.P. tickets to see a band that branched off from this city here, makin' a comeback stop on their tour. Gaara, fuck the movies, we're going to see this concert.

Took Jaggerjack in for shots and all that bullshit. They gave me the option of spaying him, but I don't know if I can. I mean, damn, if I were a guy, I wouldn't want my dick whacked off. And it's not like there're any female cats in this dorm, so he can't go around fucking them.

And his hairball problem's apparently fixed. He's a furry peice of shit, so that's why he was hacking up so much. I got some stuff to control that. Oh, and Nezumi -- I got his nails clipped.

WE WIN.

Now y'just have to watch out for when he goes on murderous teething sprees.

Anyone hit up Pirates of the Carribean 2? FUCKING AWESOME. Can't wait for part three. I'm hopin' Jack gets to fight more next movie. And what the fuck are you people saying it's gross for? Tentacle monsters, eyeballs, still-beating hearts and CGI hybrid freakpeople. Hardly a reason to get sick during a movie, pussies.

When I went to see it, there was this group of people in pirate costumes (some kids too, but they were all party city peice of shits; these older fuckers were FANATICS.) so I took a picture with 'em, but fuck me if I can find my phone right now. Whatever though, great movie. BY THE WAY, STAY UNTIL AFTER THE CREDITS. DON'T BE A DUMBASS AND LEAVE.

Haha. Fuckin' dog.

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Ino Yamanaka

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from: cheerful_diva
date: Jul. 12th, 2006 10:27 pm (UTC)
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I saw that this weekend and laughed at the stupid-looking people who were dressed like pirates. Who in their right mind would do that?!. Johnny Depp is so hot. ^-^;

I can't believe how.. real those tentacles and stuff looked! ~.~ And that Davy Jones guy? Where the hell was his nose?! It was almost disgusting.

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Yokobue Tayuya

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from: fist_n_flute
date: Jul. 12th, 2006 11:12 pm (UTC)
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WHAT!

Davy Jones don't need no motherfuckin' nose, man. (I think it was the pipe on the side of his face. Made me wanna eat noodles.) He had that huge fuckin' air sack on the back of his neck, anyway.

Wasn't it kickass?! Fuck, if only all monsters looked like that, movies today would be shitloads better.

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Ino Yamanaka

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from: cheerful_diva
date: Jul. 13th, 2006 02:25 am (UTC)
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That air sack was really creepy-looking! It was like that Shaman girl's teeth.. ugh~

I liked the movie a lot, though. ♥ Especially that fight scene towards the end where Jack and Will.. and that other guy... fought with each other on that wheel-thing! That was totally the best part of the entire movie~!

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from: anonymous
date: Jul. 13th, 2006 03:06 am (UTC)
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I thought it was pretty kickass, though I kinda wanted to pop it everytime I saw it.

The Shaman girl was totally badass. I wanna see more of her in the next movie.

I liked Jack's entrance the best. That entire scene was awesome. Kinda' reminded me of one a' the versions of robin hood's openings mixed with Raiders of the Lost Ark adn some fucked up pirate ride.

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Yokobue Tayuya

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from: fist_n_flute
date: Jul. 13th, 2006 03:54 am (UTC)
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FUCK.

That was me.

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Let's pretend Sasuke would be social enough to comment.

from: distainful_baka
date: Jul. 12th, 2006 11:53 pm (UTC)
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The movie was.. okay. -Arches brow- what happened after the credits?

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Yokobue Tayuya

Tayuya says it's okay that Sasuke can't resist her. :D

from: fist_n_flute
date: Jul. 13th, 2006 01:15 am (UTC)
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Like I'm gonna tell you! I don't wanna spoil it for the people who're gonna be smart and take my fuckin' advice.

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Aburame Shino

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from: bed_bugs_
date: Jul. 13th, 2006 12:59 am (UTC)
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Isn't it good real life isn't like the television though?

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Yokobue Tayuya

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from: fist_n_flute
date: Jul. 13th, 2006 01:16 am (UTC)
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Depends on the life you're livin' I guess. But I sure as fuck wouldn't wanna be part of half of these dumbass shows on TV, so yeah.

Still, being a pirate would kick ass.

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Aburame Shino

wrong shino account~

from: placid_enigma
date: Jul. 13th, 2006 02:40 am (UTC)
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I perfer ninjas.

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Yokobue Tayuya

TEE HEE

from: fist_n_flute
date: Jul. 13th, 2006 03:04 am (UTC)
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Ninjas, Pirates, the endless fuckin' war. Whatever, either can snatch money off your ass, so I'm cool with both!

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hyuuga neji

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from: caged_kaiten
date: Jul. 13th, 2006 01:31 pm (UTC)
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I cannot believe that people will get sick seeing those things.

Not that I approve of the movie completely - it's a little low on intellectual standards.

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Yokobue Tayuya

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from: fist_n_flute
date: Jul. 13th, 2006 07:14 pm (UTC)
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Bitch bitch whine moan. Every movie these days is low on fuckin' intellectual standards. S'why it's called entertainment, Hyuuga.

If every movie had to make people think, the general population wouldn't go and a portion of the fuckin' economy would go to shitsville.

Duh.

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hyuuga neji

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from: caged_kaiten
date: Jul. 15th, 2006 02:08 pm (UTC)
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I hardly think so. Even Brokeback Mountain, despite being as rated and controversial as it is, has more philosophy and points worth contemplating about as compared to a brainless movie on pirates slashing inexistent skeletons.

The general population is stupid.

[ooc: am very sorry for the late reply D:]

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Tenten Li

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from: pencil_mistress
date: Jul. 13th, 2006 04:23 pm (UTC)
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YES! I look forward to not having to bandage up new cuts and cleaning up the terrible stains.

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Yokobue Tayuya

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from: fist_n_flute
date: Jul. 13th, 2006 07:19 pm (UTC)
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Aww. But the little fucker loves you, Nezumi!

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Tenten Li

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from: pencil_mistress
date: Jul. 13th, 2006 08:20 pm (UTC)
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Great...I wonder how that happened.

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Akasun Sasori

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from: dramatic_puppet
date: Jul. 13th, 2006 04:28 pm (UTC)
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Jack is gonna fight more next movie. I'm agreeing with you? If you're so fucking bored, come to a club with me sometime.

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Yokobue Tayuya

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from: fist_n_flute
date: Jul. 13th, 2006 07:20 pm (UTC)
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Sure, why the fuck not. When?

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from: art_in_denial
date: Jul. 14th, 2006 03:12 am (UTC)
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Nice to see you again, yeah. Obnoxious as ever ♥

-hasn't seen the movie yet, probably will soon, Johnny Depp is hot-

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Yokobue Tayuya

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from: fist_n_flute
date: Jul. 14th, 2006 10:12 am (UTC)
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Nice to see you too. Faggoty as ever. ♥

I've seen better. I'll give him this though: If I were given a choice between a cardboard cutout of his Sparrow and the actual Bloomd dress as Turner, I'd fuck the cardboard.

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from: art_in_denial
date: Jul. 14th, 2006 04:14 pm (UTC)
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I don't think I'd try with the cardboard, though I would stare at it for awhile and light it on fire yeah.

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