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Jul. 19th, 2006 | 09:08 pm
mood: boredbored

Okay, so, what the fuck. I stop paying attention to this piece of shit for a little while and it suddenly turns into The Fuckface Show, starring Uchiha Fagtachi.

The fuck? Get off it, guys; he ain't more than a psycho who thinks he's got power because he's a good fuckbuddy of the government.

On to more important shit: Me. I have sucessfully completed my fucking awesome weapon of mass destruction. I call it Faggerjack Rocketlauncher 4000. The design is fucking genius, man; just throw the cat at people and he'll rip their faces apart.

FUCKING SHIT, Clerks 2 opens tommorow. I'm hitting that shit like a hobo hits a bong. Snootchie Bootchies, MOTHERFUCKERS.

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It's a Good Year for Murder --

Jul. 15th, 2006 | 01:45 am
mood: annoyedannoyed

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His Car is Warm and Dry --

Jul. 12th, 2006 | 04:45 pm
mood: accomplishedaccomplished
music: Pure Morning; Placebo

This year's already boring as fuck. What happened to the fights, all that bullshit highschoool drama you see on TV, and all the fucking booze!?

YOU GUYS ARE BORING.

Anyway, I'm hittin' up a concert soon. stole got some V.I.P. tickets to see a band that branched off from this city here, makin' a comeback stop on their tour. Gaara, fuck the movies, we're going to see this concert.

Took Jaggerjack in for shots and all that bullshit. They gave me the option of spaying him, but I don't know if I can. I mean, damn, if I were a guy, I wouldn't want my dick whacked off. And it's not like there're any female cats in this dorm, so he can't go around fucking them.

And his hairball problem's apparently fixed. He's a furry peice of shit, so that's why he was hacking up so much. I got some stuff to control that. Oh, and Nezumi -- I got his nails clipped.

WE WIN.

Now y'just have to watch out for when he goes on murderous teething sprees.

Anyone hit up Pirates of the Carribean 2? FUCKING AWESOME. Can't wait for part three. I'm hopin' Jack gets to fight more next movie. And what the fuck are you people saying it's gross for? Tentacle monsters, eyeballs, still-beating hearts and CGI hybrid freakpeople. Hardly a reason to get sick during a movie, pussies.

When I went to see it, there was this group of people in pirate costumes (some kids too, but they were all party city peice of shits; these older fuckers were FANATICS.) so I took a picture with 'em, but fuck me if I can find my phone right now. Whatever though, great movie. BY THE WAY, STAY UNTIL AFTER THE CREDITS. DON'T BE A DUMBASS AND LEAVE.

Haha. Fuckin' dog.

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And The Seals They Sing Now --

Jul. 9th, 2006 | 10:24 am
mood: boredbored

Meme. Tagging: Nezumi, Gaara, Hyuuga, Aburame and either of the Uchiha fagbrothers.

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Little Diddy --

Jul. 8th, 2006 | 03:25 am
mood: cynicalcynical
music: Pure Morning - Placebo

So, came back a day ago. Or so. Can't remember. You motherfuckers miss me?

Hospital food sucks ass. Seriously, you'd think they'd give you something better if you came in bleeding like hell from your motherfucking head, but no. .. Fuckers.

Jaggerjack's doin' fine. He might even be warmin' up to me. Little shit seems attached to Tenten's bed though, so there ain't much I can do about it.

Wanna go see a movie sometime. Maybe I'll take the girls too.

.. Nah, those bitches can go see their own damn movie.

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Get This Feeling --

Jul. 6th, 2006 | 05:22 am
mood: awakeawake

Accident.

Be back tonight.

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THEY SET US UP THE BOMB

Jul. 4th, 2006 | 11:29 pm
mood: crazycrazy
music: She's Hearing Voices; Bloc Party

So, Tenten and me are roomates now. Pretty cool, gotta say.

Jaggerjack likes her, I guess. I mean, he's already trying to eat one of her darts.

.. maybe I should stop him from doing that. Dumbass cat.




OH SHIT IS HE CHOKING

OH SHIT

OH SHIT

OH--oh wait. S'just a fuckin' hairball.




.. FUCK, ALL OVER THE FUCKING CARPET.

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For Beelzebub has never seen a soldier quite like me ::

Jul. 4th, 2006 | 04:02 am
mood: amusedamused
music: Rose Red - Emilie Autumn

Well, shit.

Looks like we got another year together, me and this shithole. Did you guys miss me? Yeah, I know; the world just cant fucking go on without the awesome that is Tayuya. But don't worry. I'm back, and ready to fuck. Some. Shit. Up.

LET'S HAVE A GREAT YEAR, MOTHERFUCKERS.

Oh, by the way. Have you guys seen my pussy? It's so cute. It's small and round and makes weird noises sometimes.

I love my pussy. I named him Jaggerjack. Found 'im yesterday in a dumpster and he bit the fuck outta' my hand. It was bloody love at first sight.

OH YEAH. My schedule this year. First class is Lit with the crack-addict, second class is Chem with the chain-smoker. Third is Music, fourth is math with Yuuho Kurenai, fifth is a free period, and sixth is P.E.

BLAH BLAH BLAH. What the shit kind of schedule is this?

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But I'll come back to haunt you if I drown --

Jun. 29th, 2006 | 09:19 pm
mood: bitchybitchy
music: Swallow - Emilie Autumn

FUCK.


[ooc: Ahaha. Count this as Tayuya's first post for the new Konoha HS. Out with the old, in with the new~]
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SO HOLY SHIT.

Jun. 16th, 2006 | 04:43 pm
mood: accomplishedaccomplished

Did you fuckers slit your damn wrists so much that you finally killed yourselves, or has this place just been way too fuckin' quiet lately.

Whatever. Tayuya's back, bitches, and shit's gonna change around here.

WHEN THE FUCK IS THAT BASKETBALL GAME?

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HEY.

May. 16th, 2006 | 06:21 am
mood: amusedamused

WHAT'S UP, MOTHERFUCKERS?

Did I bet yet? 'CAUSE I GOT 30 ON KARAKURA. They're going to hand your asses to you, kids.I saw those bastards playing the other day after a fight meeting with a local Yakuza friend from that district and passed by their practice while going home.


THEY. ARE. FUCKING. MONSTERS.

This is going to be so god damned fun to watch.

PRIVATE TO SHINOBI MACHINE AND DEIDARA.Collapse )

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FINAL BAND NAME.

Apr. 26th, 2006 | 07:15 pm
mood: accomplishedaccomplished

Damn, shoulda narrowed that shit down more, but what the fuck ever. We had a ton of ties, so I did a few coin tosses.

How you guys like Shinobi Machine?

Not as bad ass as I want it to be, but I can work with it.

Had a few practices and shit is going well. SEE, KIN? WE LEARNED SIX FUCKING SONGS.

[ooc: for the sake of my lack of time today, can we just say they've been practicing and stuff? :O I'll be able to do a big flashy leikwaoh post tommorow for the performance on the roof.]

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BAND NAME.

Apr. 24th, 2006 | 11:11 pm
mood: accomplishedaccomplished

TIME FOR A BAND NAME.

Pick yer top three.

Rampaging Deathmonkeys - 1
Death to Infidels - 1
Asshats - 1
Screwjob - 1
Mindfuck - 1
Flaming Monkeys - 2
We Fuck Groupies Violently - 1
Disco Ninjas
Shinobi Machine - 1
Tayuya and her bitches
Kin Has Her Cake And Eats It Too
Wicked Ninjas - 1
The Mango Launcher - 2
Pointy Objects - 2

My picks: Mindfuck, Asshats, Tayuya and her bitches Screwjob.

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Well, fuck.

Apr. 18th, 2006 | 11:06 pm
mood: angryangry

S'been a while since I updated. Practice went okay, but we gotta get into shape. I mean, fuck, we need to be ready by the end a' this month, y'know?

So here's the band:

Tenten - Vocals.
Tayuya - Lead Guitar, Vocals.
Tsuchi - Bass Guitar, Vocals.
Shino - Drums, Vocals.

Roadies, line up here.

.. YOU TOO, INUZUKA.

[ooc: taking a quick break from report because woah i'm dieing here.]

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HEY WHAT THE FUCK.

Apr. 10th, 2006 | 08:38 pm
mood: annoyedannoyed

What the fuck? Only four points?

This competition is FUCKING RIGGED.

And damn, sucks to be you Kin.

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Huh..

Apr. 9th, 2006 | 12:31 pm
mood: accomplishedaccomplished
music: High and Mighty Color - OVER

Damn, it's been a while since I hit some good shit. That felt awesome.

Anyway, band practice soon. Keep an ear out. I think we should get some shit together and play at the after party. If I'm not getting laid somewhere. Sound good?

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Huh.

Apr. 9th, 2006 | 12:10 am
mood: boredbored
music: High and Mighty Color - OVER

Well look at that. A motherfuckin' update.

You Are 92% Evil

You're the most evil person you know.
The devil is even a little scared of you!


Hehehe..

By the way, Band practice. When th'fuck do you guys wanna do this?

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Keep a mild groove on.

Apr. 2nd, 2006 | 10:51 am
mood: complacentcomplacent
music: 19-2000 VA Remix - Kat And Jerry

Got to see Sabakuno yesterday after like 400 years of his disappearance. Fuck, kid, you really need to learn how to call sometimes.

I think I might go see the karakura game. I heard Karakura's full of straight guys, so maybe I'll find a decent lay there 'cause all the guys here are either gay, taken, or ugly as fuck.

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HEY, WHAT THE FUCK.

Mar. 26th, 2006 | 04:12 pm
mood: annoyedannoyed
music: Song of Four Seasons - MINMI and the Nujabes.

No one told me I had to actually DO shit for this competition! Damn.. fuck, whatever.

OI, Shino, Nezumi, Kin, band practice this wednesday after school sound good? We can actually come up with a fuckin' name then.

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OI! OI!

Mar. 24th, 2006 | 05:22 pm
mood: creativecreative
music: The Damned - Smash it Up

OIII. Nezumi, Shino, Kin! The hell should we call this band, huh?

I was thinking, "Fuck the System," but that's boring as shit. I want somethin' crazy, out there, noticable! HAH! You guys got ideas? Oh yeah, first practice is the saturday after me an' Kin get out of this shithole! Drop by the dorm an' we can work this shit out.

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